Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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