id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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