The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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