She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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