she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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