Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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