just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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