I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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