hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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