For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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