He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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