What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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