If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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