windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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