i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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