OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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