what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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