Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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