What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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