Where is the hickey?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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