tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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