I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize