i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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