let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I need to sanitize my soul.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
