It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
