She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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