You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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