glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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