next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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