Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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