Welp...herpes.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you didnt know i had herpes?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Even my vagina gasped.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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