dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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