I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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