I can tuck mytits in my pants
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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