But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
How naked do you want me to be?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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