It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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