She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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