I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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