Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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