Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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