Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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