tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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