Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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