we have officially lost it.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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