"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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