he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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