I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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