Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My feet surprised me
that may or may not have been my penis.
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