Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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