He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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