hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
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I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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