Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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