actually, I'm a sock model
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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