Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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