Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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